The Time I Ghosted a Millionaire
Honestly my dating life recently has been dull and sad, so let’s go back to a more exciting time in my life: 2018. I was new to Austin, Texas, and…
My First Time
*Originally posted November 21st, 2016 This is about the crazy, outrageous time that I first…….. drank alcohol! Haha tricked ya. Recently I’ve been making a lot of drunken mistakes, saying…
FALLING IN LOVE IN A LAUNDROMAT
*Originally posted September 18th, 2017 My love story with Laundry Boy started back when I was a junior in college. I was taking clothes into a dry cleaner and the…
THE TIME I ALMOST BECAME A STEPMOTHER
*Originally posted May 11th 2017 Disclaimer: This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever done. So this story starts with none other then, you guessed it, TINDER. It all…
THE FUGLY YEARS
To fully understand my personality and slightly self-deprecating sense of humor, I should explain my early beginnings. It is something I refer to regularly and is also the inspiration for…
The Perfect Guy Does Exist
And he is a Loaf. The Infamous Loaf (patent pending). I always forget who I have already explained the Loaf to because it seems to come up quite often in…